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Fact: I find ternary if statements to be ugly and counterintuitive.
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My corner store just said they don't stock ice because it's winter. WTF? - Wed, May. 2 @ 7:07 AM PDT:
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Stuck at Dexter and Mercer for 10 minutes. But hey, the Mercer Mess is fixed, right?
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